By Shelling Ford - Germany - Munich
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
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  Seabass_Chan  |  33

Girlfriend: Do you find my mom attractive?

OP: Meh. Not enough to sleep with her.

Girlfriend: *Uses the fight she choreographed as an excuse to break up with OP.*

  okokalright  |  15

I'm sure it means that his now ex will look like her mother in 20 years so when he said he wouldn't sleep with her mom she took it as the equivalent as saying he wouldn't sleep with her when she is her mothers age

  MrsPegg  |  45

To me, asking "do you find my mother attractive?" is different than "would you fuck my mom?" It blows my mind why any woman would ask their boyfriend if they would sleep with their mother in the first place but I could forgive him. I wouldn't break up with him because he didn't say "no, but she's a beautiful woman."

By  imkool136  |  22

Well you're in a pickle cause then you just look creepy if you said ya you'd hit that. I was put into that same situation but luckily she wasn't as crazy as your girl, no offense. But hey, everything will work out the way they're supposed to in the end.