By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich
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Girlfriend: Do you find my mom attractive? OP: Meh. Not enough to sleep with her. Girlfriend: *Uses the fight she choreographed as an excuse to break up with OP.*
Sounds legit.
And obviously, she would have broken up with you if you had said that you would sleep with her mother... Better off without her.
Why would you say that in the first place?
Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.
He means that he said he wouldn't have sex with his girlfriends mom, which his girlfriend took as OP wouldn't have sex with her in 20 years,
I'm sure it means that his now ex will look like her mother in 20 years so when he said he wouldn't sleep with her mom she took it as the equivalent as saying he wouldn't sleep with her when she is her mothers age
To me, asking "do you find my mother attractive?" is different than "would you **** my mom?" It blows my mind why any woman would ask their boyfriend if they would sleep with their mother in the first place but I could forgive him. I wouldn't break up with him because he didn't say "no, but she's a beautiful woman."
You can never please women
She was just looking for an excuse to dump you
Exactly my thoughts. Either answer would have resulted in the same result
Well they say a women looks like her mother when she's older. Not always true though!
"Today, my boyfriend said he wouldn't sleep with my mother. FML"
I guess you need sleep with her mother. That should make things all better.
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What the hell even brought up that conversation?
Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.