Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML
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Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML
Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Top comments
catatonicsleep 17
It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says
Fall3nAngel 23
Great mum you've got there.
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Comments (160)
Kelita 0
n the mother of the year award goes TO!!...........not ur mom.
Kelita 0
king wutever Ur name is....all I can say is FYL. seriously.
wtfsnickers 1
stay a virgin have butt sex instead
morganhchs 5
Why would you break up with him? Just talk about it and come to an agreement.
SulfurPlague 0
It's true.
dattracta 0
everyone who said you deserved it are idiots. Congrats on being one of the last remaining people who still actually hold some esteem for making love.
Djosef_fml 0
I would gladly denounce your bigotry, but I'm too busy being delicious. ~Judge Fudge.
Namenlos_fml 20
Kudos for sticking to your beliefs! It's remarkable how many people in relationships these days would fold, do the deed, then regret it for the rest of their life.
alicec123 0
Technically, your mom is wrong. But you shouldn't break up just because of that. A realtionship should be more than just sex.
zaadam2 5
If you broke up with your boyfriend just because of that, you're trully an idiot. While it is your right to not want to have sex and you may have truly not been ready, you don't just break up with a guy over something like that. You just need to say that you aren't ready yet and just ask him to be patient. Unless the guy is being a complete asshole about it, etc etc then you shouldn't have broken up.
jlynntiger 0
ur moms a bad influence dotn listen to her