Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me a screenshot of a bathing suit on a store’s website and asked for my opinion. I told her it wouldn’t look good. She then texted me a screenshot of me liking a picture of a friend on Facebook, wearing that same bathing suit, saying, “But on her it looks fine, right?” Fuck. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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Top comments
theonlysweetpea 10
Tell him that once he starts lookin like a pro athlete, you'll get that figure but until then go change a lightbulb!
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
what a douche.
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Comments (243)
effarve 2
i think its a fair question... why spend shit loads of money on lingere if the lights are gonna be off since he doesnt want to look at you any way?
ReynshineCutting 10
It's not lingerie, it's a swimsuit so everyone would see it.
darkness4dummies 0
you shouldve said are you going to shut the **** up til you realise that you got lucky just to even be able to talk to me let alone marry me
kangaru1 0
tell him he's gonna pay for your swimsuit and more. what an a&$ hole.
theonlysweetpea 10
Then tell him if he didn't like the way she looks for him to suck it up! Not everyone gets what they want
stevenmx86 8
Burn! Ydi not everyone wants to look at an out of shape woman in a sexy swimsuit... Just accept it... Maybe it'll motivate you....
starwind3438 9
And you know she's out if shape how? Man you are a jerk.
IloveyouJon 11
who said she was out of shape?
ReynshineCutting 10
And not everyone wants to read comments from a total idiot but we can't all get what we want now can we asshole?
smeesha 4
there is no way anyone could deserve that. you're just being an ass. not once did the op say she was out of shape. just because she doesn't look like a victoria's secret model means nothing. you're just a douche.
TiffanyMarie1240 4
Your husband is mean
sxe_beast 11
LOL, your husband is hilarious. YDI. Get a sense of humor.
iheartTutus 0
That is so mean!!! Sry ur hubby's an ass op! :(
mfelax9556 8
I'm sure he just meant like the ass and **** that those models have. I dont think he was calling you fat or anything.
JOURNEYTHEBEAST 0
you can do that!!?? I bet it's expensive! haha jk