Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me a screenshot of a bathing suit on a store’s website and asked for my opinion. I told her it wouldn’t look good. She then texted me a screenshot of me liking a picture of a friend on Facebook, wearing that same bathing suit, saying, “But on her it looks fine, right?” Fuck. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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Top comments
theonlysweetpea 10
Tell him that once he starts lookin like a pro athlete, you'll get that figure but until then go change a lightbulb!
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
what a douche.
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Comments (243)
avdog 0
shut up nobody cares about ur personal life
avdog 0
bitch
jochinguis 0
jajajaja I say it was a good smart ass comment
mispickle2468 0
ooooo
Lolpizza_fml 0
he gave his genes to you. so really hes insulting himself! victoria secret models starve themselves! and there swimsuits fit tons of shapes and sizes!
doglover0494 0
omg, the guy that said that was her HUSBAND. Husbands don't give their genes to their wives, so he wasn't insulting himself in any way. Learn to read.
BobbieH 19
OP said her husband not her father.
mab_987 5
That'd be hilarious if he was joking.
shaniecerb 0
haha! he torched your ass!
Ieatpeople1984 0
Fail
MysLys 0
That's funny. Of course this is the kind of crap my husband and I say to each other all the time... I would have it no other way.
BobbieH 19
Exactly, you've got to have a sense of humor!
Playful1985 9
I bet his caloric intake is higher than yours anyway. Guys that make comments like that usually are fat asses themselves. When watching tv with him, swoon hard over the next commercial with defined male abs, make "ah ****, look at those abs" comments out loud. Tell him how "cute" his beer gut is.
santosromero718 1
you must be fat.
jennasaurus91 0
Victoria secret doesn't make clothes for fat people