By brinn - 16/09/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML
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gntfmlingnow 12

If he wasn't sober, you'd look like a supermodel anyways

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Stumblebum30 5

Ok, so apparently not only do you have a drunk for a husband but an immature drunk.

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yellowstar808 6

That's when u should have said "and I want ur dick to be 9 inches for the week but we all know that will never happen" :)

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G0t4acked 8

If he can't stay sober for a week then you need to get him some help. And tell him to stop acting like a dick.

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bakerella 29

I don't think there's much helping jerks like this. When I see FMLs and stories like this it makes me appreciate my husband a lot more

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fakkumairaifu 14

Clearly the only thing to do is leave him. That way he'll be able to take a crack at one of the many supermodels who are no doubt lining up for a chance with his drunken ass.

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yunapolaris 2

Tell him you will file a divorce during the week next week. If you stay married with an alcoholic then Fyl indeed.

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briissocoollike 8

Guys hate it when girls nag but he's an asshole.

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MegumiStarr 13

ooooh burn! get a make over I'm sure he'll choose to stay sober forever. :D

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Demonyx 6

Actually doesn't mean anything about your appearance it was just an alcoholic lashing out and being defensive

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