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By brinn - 16/09/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By j - 18/04/2016 22:24 - United States

Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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gntfmlingnow 12

Friday 16 September 2011 12:01

If he wasn't sober, you'd look like a supermodel anyways

mackenzie2323 5

Friday 16 September 2011 12:02

So he wants you to look sickly and starved?

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deviable 9

Friday 16 September 2011 21:30

Compromise?

RebekahBrooke 9

Friday 16 September 2011 21:31

I like to do modeling (but I'm no supermodel, of course.) and I'm not anorexic. I'm naturally skinny, but people are always calling me anorexic, and it hurts just as much as being called fat. :/ I never work out, really, and I don't limit my food intake. I still eat junk, but I may not eat as much, mainly for skin clarity though, not weight. Not everyone needs to be insane to model, so its rude to say, "all supermodels are ugly and anorexic!" is no different from saying "all fat people are dirty and smelly!" It goes both ways. Us thin ones are people too.

shooterbuddy 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:54

You look great lol . X

Hot_Chick21 0

Friday 16 September 2011 21:58

WIN!!

Idontbelievethis 1

Friday 16 September 2011 22:08

Ignore these chumps. Have some pride in yourself, starting from the inside and demand the respect you deserve. I bet he isn't physically perfect either. I also bet he'll miss you when you dump his hateful ass for someone who appreciates you for what you are.

trskln 1

Friday 16 September 2011 22:34

Sounds fair....

steelman112 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:38

LOL THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY.

pancakechick 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:52

Congradulations. You married an alcoholic.

CatPerson123 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 1:13

Intervention time

hotpinkpepsi 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:05

That is HILARIOUS rotfl

tboudre 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:53

Fess up. I know this is my wife. Is this what I told you when you insisted on talking the other night?

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Today, after I retired November 2021, broke my left leg in February 2022, was able to walk unaided around the end of July, broke my left hip in August 2022, physical therapy is now starting. Today. Happy retirement! FML.

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