Health, Food and Weird: Superficial - FML

Superficial

By Bram - 29/06/2022 00:00

Today, I confessed to my husband that after having my eating disorder under control the last two years, I've relapsed the last three months. He responded by telling me to keep it up, because he wants to have the hottest wife out of all his friends. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 29 June 2022 0:31

Well, tell him he’s going to have a healthy wife, or he’s going to be out on the front lawn with half his stuff. Get healthy, congratulations on the time you had, and on being willing to get things going on the right track again. Get responsible/professional help and don’t listen to that bastard who wants to see you suffering for short term gains.

1known 30

Friday 1 July 2022 9:49

And is he the hottest husband out of all your friends?

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Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 29 June 2022 0:31

Well, tell him he’s going to have a healthy wife, or he’s going to be out on the front lawn with half his stuff. Get healthy, congratulations on the time you had, and on being willing to get things going on the right track again. Get responsible/professional help and don’t listen to that bastard who wants to see you suffering for short term gains.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 29 June 2022 2:21

You don't think eating disorders would be so popular if they made women ugly?

1known 30

Friday 1 July 2022 9:49

And is he the hottest husband out of all your friends?

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