Weddings, Relatable and Awkward: In sickness but mainly in health

In sickness but mainly in health

By Tiff - 27/11/2023 16:00

Today, during our wedding, my new husband said that he’d divorce me if I “let myself go.” Later, he couldn’t understand why I'd got upset and told me, “Why are you so worked up for? If you don’t want that to happen, just eat healthy and exercise daily, it's not that hard.” FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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By fatty - 23/09/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML

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Sabotage!

By I choose health - 11/04/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML

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Quite the catch

By Ms. Piggy - 02/03/2014 19:09 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 06:00

Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

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You deserved it 413

Superficial World

By apparentlytoofat - 26/04/2020 05:00

Today, my husband said he thinks of me as more of a roommate than a romantic interest, and he’s wouldn't be that attracted to me unless I lose another 20 pounds. I was just celebrating that I’d lost 5 pounds already in April. Stress makes it harder to lose weight. FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By heartbroken - 09/09/2013 07:19 - United States - Cupertino

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

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Better off

By BooblessWife - 18/05/2023 03:00

Today, my husband announced he’s no longer attracted to me and wants a divorce because I got a needed double mastectomy. When I reminded him of his wedding vows, “In sickness and in health” he said that he thought that meant “the flu or something, not this shit.” FML

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You deserved it 124

By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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HayNow 11

Monday 27 November 2023 18:25

Annulment,,,,,,

Jall8089 7

Monday 27 November 2023 18:57

Wow, that’s the way he’s starting things off? So if you were to have an accident or develop an illness, you think he’d be there for you? You planning to have kids? You think he’ll be supportive during pregnancy and recovery? Get away from him now. You deserve someone who loves YOU, not someone who just wants to have sex with a hot body.

Comments

lgrave 7

Monday 27 November 2023 18:22

You dodged a bullet there.... oh wait!

HayNow 11

Monday 27 November 2023 18:25

Annulment,,,,,,

Jall8089 7

Monday 27 November 2023 18:57

HouseOfM 8

Monday 27 November 2023 20:15

I'm sorry to hear that but how are you getting married to someone and there's no red flags this might be a problem?

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 28 November 2023 1:13

@HouseOfM - Toxic people hide their toxic traits from their partners until after marriage.

HouseOfM 8

Tuesday 28 November 2023 21:05

I'm aware of that but completely? Generally at least in the course of the relationship there are some signs. I'm wondering what red flags were missed or passed over.

n3rdn3ss 8

Tuesday 28 November 2023 5:45

Red flag, get an annulment.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Tuesday 28 November 2023 8:40

I've always eaten healthy and I exercise evert day. My weight has fluctuated with my menstrual cycle, pregnancy, breastfeeding, depression borderlibe anorexia and now menopause. Your husband is ignorant or a jerk or both.