Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
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Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
One last thing…
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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ThorPowaa 19
Baby come back!
RoseBlack123 37
Then it's probably for the best, because it was never gonna work out after all
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zodiacsigns 5
I the night I hear them talk the coldest story ever told, somewhere far along this road his lost his soul, to a women so heartless.
Bricktothehead 21
No closure? That's hard to take but at least the signs are in place.
anniemeece 23
I feel bad for you. My boyfriend told me he loved me very early in the relationship and way before I was ready to say it back, but he told me I didn't have to say it back and all was fine. A few weeks later, I was ready, and now we've been together for nearly 3.5 years. There's no need to literally run away and not come back. That's not the mature way to handle it.
laylarose1396 7
Harsh.
Gho5tk3y 17
*knock knock* Hello my name in fearofcomitment smith, nice to meet you. Sucks op sorry your gf is so flighty, better things will come with time though.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
I know…it sucks when that happens.
Maycontainnuts 17
Tough break man. If this was a movie I'd say run after her! But actually it sounds like she needs some time and space to think. Have patience young grasshopper.
jh921971 10
Always let her say it first...
frozenoreo 6
Is your hand a prosthetic? Because that's the only way she wouldn't come back...
sickerthanyou 13
now you can be the male version of Taylor swift, gonna cry and make a song?