Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
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Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
One last thing…
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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ThorPowaa 19
Baby come back!
RoseBlack123 37
Then it's probably for the best, because it was never gonna work out after all
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Comments (111)
Munkysnuflz 1
I feel for you man
ElricMustang 23
Depends on how long you were in the relationship. If it was after a really short time, days, really, I wouldn't blame her.
breakinlegs 19
yah that's what I was wondering...
fakedsincerity 32
same. it took me a year to know I was truly in love. saying it before then would have been a lie.
pwnman 33
I don't think she classified you as her date or boyfriend..
Sukyi199495 10
Are you Ted Mosby? In all seriousness though, sorry, dude... That sucks... Silver lining? She didn't love you back if she left you like that. Saves you the trouble of finding out later down the road.
TheDrifter 23
See what happens? You let them know how much you care, but the first time you leave the basement door unlocked they escape.
blackychan63 12
That doesn't apply to all girlfriends or boyfriends though.
zandalee 19
If you lock them in the basement then yes. There is a pretty good likelihood that they will run far far away... :-)
doodlebug33 20
a blessing in disguise. don't worry about it
welshboy1324 19
My girlfriend told me she loved me yesterday so I feel sorry for you
Franorox 8
The **** do we care?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
59-- don't be an ass. 20--I'm sorry if you weren't ready. . everyone has their own time when it comes to falling in love. communicate that to your significant other... after all, communication is everything!
papayeya 18
She left... u... well now u know she wasn't perfect for u..
luckyone365 7
U isn't a word. Learn English.
sunnyray812 42
She's not a girl you should be in a relationship with. Be with someone who loves you back instead of being with one who uses you.
The_Paladin 16
Better now than months or years down the line... sorry OP.