By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
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RoseBlack123 37

Then it's probably for the best, because it was never gonna work out after all

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Enslaved 36

Did she think, "I love you" is code for-- Let's try anal? :P

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luckyone365 7

Find a new slam piece.

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Welshite 39

You're the one who told the pregnant lady to sleep on the couch if she wasn't the "breadwinner". You have a thoroughly poor opinion of women in general, don't you? No self-respecting person calls a female a "slam piece".

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luckyone365 7

27: The fact that you can quote what I say shows that you need to get a hobby. Go read a book or maybe jump off a building head first. Just do something.

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Welshite 39

I have plenty of hobbies, thank you. Unfortunately for you, one of those hobbies includes calling out chauvinistic fools.

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gracehi 31

Wow. You told someone to kill themselves anonymously online. You must be a really tough guy. *whispers* psssst... That was sarcasm ;)

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clevercake 21

I apologize for the shittier sections of my gender.

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gracehi 31

This isn't funny at all. It just made me really sad. :(

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Cazz91 21

If she ever tries to come back, don't give in unless she had a pretty damn good enough reason to pull that on you. I honestly can't think of any OP. You will find someone that deserves you just as much as you deserve them. :)

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mercifulbane 3

some people arent just meant to be loved, not sure if its you or her

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buckdharma 37

If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back write a fml.

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perdix 29

Maybe you stretched the definition of girlfriend. A girl who let's you but her free meals while she interacts with her cellphone the whole time doesn't count.

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