Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
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Landin
Vernal, United States
Time sensitive
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
RingAroundThe..SPLAT
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Faxshadow
United Kingdom
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Anonymous
Winter Park, United States
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
socialix
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
One last thing…
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
minime94
Sunset, United States
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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ThorPowaa 19
Baby come back!
RoseBlack123 37
Then it's probably for the best, because it was never gonna work out after all
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Comments (111)
Enslaved 36
Did she think, "I love you" is code for-- Let's try anal? :P
luckyone365 7
Find a new slam piece.
Welshite 39
You're the one who told the pregnant lady to sleep on the couch if she wasn't the "breadwinner". You have a thoroughly poor opinion of women in general, don't you? No self-respecting person calls a female a "slam piece".
luckyone365 7
27: The fact that you can quote what I say shows that you need to get a hobby. Go read a book or maybe jump off a building head first. Just do something.
Welshite 39
I have plenty of hobbies, thank you. Unfortunately for you, one of those hobbies includes calling out chauvinistic fools.
gracehi 31
Wow. You told someone to kill themselves anonymously online. You must be a really tough guy. *whispers* psssst... That was sarcasm ;)
clevercake 21
I apologize for the shittier sections of my gender.
rgri 11
WTF!
gracehi 31
This isn't funny at all. It just made me really sad. :(
Cazz91 21
If she ever tries to come back, don't give in unless she had a pretty damn good enough reason to pull that on you. I honestly can't think of any OP. You will find someone that deserves you just as much as you deserve them. :)
mercifulbane 3
some people arent just meant to be loved, not sure if its you or her
buckdharma 37
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back write a fml.
perdix 29
Maybe you stretched the definition of girlfriend. A girl who let's you but her free meals while she interacts with her cellphone the whole time doesn't count.
IAMLEGENDWCS 4
Obviously fake