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Go OP, you can do it. Show her you are the MAN!
OP i dare you, i double dare you ************
You've got to be a macho man
yeah op show her your a man by eating that protein....then accuse her of not being enough of a woman when she refuses to swallow your protien ;)
Where in the world did she even get that idea? I can't imagine assuming someone eats insects based on where they're from.
Pirates of the Caribbean? I know a couple of people who had weird stereotypes based on movies.
And extremely superficial if she's upset over you not bring a "man." It's time to find someone else man.
Impress her by eating them for dinner.
Umm, why in the world would you want to impress a b!tch? Throw her back into the sea, she's somebody else's fish/problem.
I was kidding.
What a coincidence, so was I! I thought the whole throwing her back into the sea bit would clear that up, but if I need to be more precise in order to be understood then here: He should grab her by the ankle whip her around his head a few times, ya know, to really get some momentum. You need to make sure she clears the beach! You don't want her face-planting it. You might end up with murder charges depending on how that plays out. Did that help?
Wow, you're an asshole.
It's ******* flying roaches, who doesn't have an extreme fear of them?
Steve Irwin.
Birds, or spiders, or... I could think of a few things.
Well, for one thing, there are these people called exterminators....
Bro he died from a sting ray not a flying roach....
Wow, it's amazing how often jokes fly over people's heads. #56- Did you honestly believe #10 was being serious? Are you also cynical about the fist under Chuck Norris' beard?
Man, I didn't even know there was such thing as flying roaches! Screw you evolution! What will you give us next? An advanced race of humans with superhuman mathematical abilities, the ability to survive off of small grains, build any object out of plastic at will, and multiply on command?
Flying roaches turn into Radroaches and before you know it your dad is letting you shoot them in the generator room of an underground vault.
me cause of SWAG
Here in FL, we have flying roaches or Palmetto bugs. They are huge, fearless and will aim right for your face!
eeww sounds like the equivalent to the cicadas here in the north east
No not necessarily, there are some that come back every year. I get tons every single summer. But yes I realize they are very different... I was just making a comparison since both fly right into your face
Enslaved-I bet you take them home, put em on glass, pull of it's wings and laugh. Just a hunch.
Maybe you should feed some to her for breakfast.
Why the fear of roaches? To me there seem to be much worse insects out there
To each his own
tell her to eat one
Seriously, Where are you guys finding these females at? Stop fishing at the stupid end of the gene pool.
It seems that they are the only girls who pay some attention to guys..... at least in the beginning....lol
Because you can easily get laid by the stupid ones.
If all you care about is getting laid, you don't get to complain :p
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It's ******* flying roaches, who doesn't have an extreme fear of them?
Well that's a ridiculous racial stereotype, you should educate her OP.