I can't wait until you go to church and open up the wrong app by accident.

Why not just get rid of the porn app?

I'm imagining it happening at a quiet time, like prayer or communion.

And now we will read from the sermon - Big Booty Bit*hes 2...

The Priest and the Harlot

14 that would make too much sense

44, 14- The OP clearly states she wants to watch LESS porn. A complete cut off would lead to a severe case of withdrawal, one that could quite possibly leave OP in a twitchy/ handicapped state for the rest of her life. Nobody wants to see that happen...

The power of Christ compels you!

I think that is the most thumb ups I have ever seen on a single post lol.

#1 I would seriously pay to see that little scenario play out.

Why don't we just take our bible, and put it by the porn?

But why the need to open either app at church.?

That was my thought

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FAIL.

2, get a life other than getting the second oldest comment on an FML.

Don't forget, second place is the first loser.

Downvoted my own comment btw

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I know. I'm sick

71- is it the flu? I do hope you recover.

But tbh who cares if OP is a girl? Lots of girls watch porn. We just don't talk about it as much

125. Does that mean you do too?

Is there an app for porn? Where can i get it?

Yes, do tell OP.

Pretty much every porn site has one I do beleive. If you visit the mobile pornhub site it often advertises it.

Try Pocket Poon

I think the pornhub app is the best.

There is porn app for brazzers and I belive pornhub EDIT:105 beat me to it -.-

Depends on the type of porn. Tumblr has a ton of porn gifs, pinups and bdsm porn. If you aren't looking for videos it's pretty damn easy to find a lot of good porn with the right tag searches. ;) there is some videos but they are kinda scattered

I would get it but my main iTunes is shared with my families computer so I think they'd find out...

219 Get it, then delete all traces from the computer :D

I'm sure she "beat" you to it.

Just because you're a girl it does not mean you should be ashamed of your sexuality. Plenty of girls watch porn, there's no problem with it. If you enjoy it then you shouldn't worry and criticise yourself for having a sex drive.

I came here to post just that. Well said.

Yup she shouldn't feel ashamed because of that after there is no where in the bible that says only males can watch it and look at the porn star james deen fan base

She probably doesn't feel guilty because she's a girl. She probably feels guilty because porn is against her religon.

James Deen is super handsome though! Finally a male pornstar that isn't short and fat with moustache bigger than their dick...

You are all sinners. Repent to The Lord Almighty, Jesus Christ the Holy Reedemer Lamb of God and Son of Man, our One True Lord And Savior. Do not condone the viewing of such disgusting activities. Cast them back into the fiery pits of Hell from whence they came, for Lucifer has corrupted your souls. I am truly appalled at you people. What has this world come to? Accept Jesus Christ into your heart before it's too late and you feel the full Wrath of God.

35, Then why did she feel the need to share her gender in the post?

Since 59's profile starts out with "What's crackin lil bitches" and says nothing about religion throughout, maybe it is satire. Or maybe schizo is not only a user name, but a diagnosis. Confusing.

Schizomaniac is actually quite insane. He's also an annoying little twerp. Don't pay him any mind, because he doesn't have one himself.

@Schizomaniac how can you repent for your sins if you don't really know what that means? To be truly close to God you've got to do some rape, murder, and pillaging. Then you've got something you need to be forgiven for. God doesn't want blind obedient servants! God wants people who wake up one day face down in some sewer and say "Holy Shit! I've got to stop doing this stuff" and stumble their half drunk bloody ass into church for confessionals.

Yep, you only have this one life. Better enjoy it while you can, there's no need to feel guilty!

Sorry when i said James Deen I was totally thinking of Scott Nails haha so much hotter.... An he has a replica tattoo of George Clooney's from From Dusk Till Dawn.

Amen

I clicked on this story to post just this. Well said. Watching porn is nothing to be ashamed of regardless of gender. I'm a girl and I enjoy porn. It's great for when I have a partner to really be able to show them what I like and what turns me on. My current partner and I both run porn blogs and use them to inspire each other in the bedroom. Porn is definitely not just for guys. There is a whole industry of porn made by women, for women.

If you don't like like what someone else posts than hop off screw god!

Why repent? Living as a sinner is way too much fun

There's a reason your username is "Schizomaniac". There is nothing wrong with watching porn... if you're watching the right type. If the girls (or guys) in the video are being exploited, then that is bad, and that could be considered "evil". But if it's just a video of 2 consenting adults having sex, then it should be fine. Let people get off however they want to. Besides, it's a great alternative to actual sex, especially if this girl is young or something. Don't feel bad, and go ahead and enjoy your porn! :D

I think you will associate church with porn now.

Ezekiel 23:19-20

James Deen: 4;20-69

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Holy Shit. I'm gonna start reading more of the bible. I don't think our sunday school teacher covered this section. I wonder why?

Isn't getting aroused by religion a sign of true faith??

Hey RedPill, you're stealing my sunshine lol!

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Where did you get that from?

The Internet. Because everything you read on the Internet is true.

Exactly 55. Do you want to meet my date? He's a french model.

Actually they have proven that woman watch porn more often than guys but guys get addicted to it easier than women

Guys watch way more porn than girls. girls watch to, but not as much as guys. why do you think that porn sites are so catered to men?

"So grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!"

Bonjour!

#112 - Sure, they cater to men, but that's because men are the ones who produce porn. Females and males watch porn about equally, I'll give you that, but from my experience, it seems that guys get addicted more easily.

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Males loving porn is just a stereotype.. Women watch it just as much if not more. Look at the facts.

Right, cause girls don't watch porn.

Some just don't like to admit it

More like most! LOL

Do what works, but I think getting rid of the porn app might encourage you a bit more, or better yet force you!

One does not simply delete a porn app

We are who we are. Embrace it.