Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 20:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind, "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 200
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Same thing different taste

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addisonrose12 16

I WAS gonna post something sympathetic then I noticed my picture... You're on your own man.


I looked at the comments in search of an explanation and realised there were none

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Rei_Ayanami 18

From the way I understand it, supposedly some people smother peanut butter on their genitals, and have a dog lick it off for sexual pleasure.

AnOriginalName 19

I usually have peanut butter on toast for breakfast every morning. You may have just ruined my breakfast for at least the next week.

Rei_Ayanami 18

I am terribly sorry if I ruined your meal, it was not the intended outcome.

OOOOR… it's just funny give a dog a spoonful of peanut butter and watch him try to lick it off the roof of his mouth for an hour. What's wrong with you people?

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Her fault for linking peanut butter an dogs into sexual pleasure. Maybe shes had experienced it in the past?

Hah, say you were actually just going to surprise her with a puppy and you needed to bring up the subject.

Is she allergic or like extremely traumatised by dogs? I think this might need a follow up explanation :p

Miss I think it was the combination of dog + peanut butter that gross old joke

Oh wow I never would have thought of that haha

seemo82 19

and may i ask...what was that old joke ??

I WAS gonna post something sympathetic then I noticed my picture... You're on your own man.

19990231 29

Someone is obviously a cat person.

I don't see why she reacted that way?

Then you don't have a dirty mind. Congrats!!

Some people associate peanut butter and dogs to the sick and gross thing about putting it all over your genitals and having it licked off for pleasure.

Bigfabthetruth52 22

that's not a normal association of dogs and peanutbutter where I'm from. not the first thing people usually mention when speaking of either of the two things. just saying

Bigfabthetruth52 22