By Anonymous - United States - Burlington

Kinda sus, dude

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind, "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML
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By  19990231  |  29

Someone is obviously a cat person.

  Bigfabthetruth52  |  22

that's not a normal association of dogs and peanutbutter where I'm from. not the first thing people usually mention when speaking of either of the two things. just saying

  Bigfabthetruth52  |  22

dirtymind or not