Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 20:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind, "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML
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addisonrose12 16

What's the big deal?

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Wolfparable 22

I WAS gonna post something sympathetic then I noticed my picture... You're on your own man.

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Erto 17

I looked at the comments in search of an explanation and realised there were none

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addisonrose12 16

What's the big deal?

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Rei_Ayanami 18

From the way I understand it, supposedly some people smother peanut butter on their genitals, and have a dog lick it off for sexual pleasure.

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AnOriginalName 19

I usually have peanut butter on toast for breakfast every morning. You may have just ruined my breakfast for at least the next week.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

I am terribly sorry if I ruined your meal, it was not the intended outcome.

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laden_swallow09 34

OOOOR… it's just funny give a dog a spoonful of peanut butter and watch him try to lick it off the roof of his mouth for an hour. What's wrong with you people?

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Awesomeaxel 24

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howard007 18

Her fault for linking peanut butter an dogs into sexual pleasure. Maybe shes had experienced it in the past?

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touch_the_sky_77 22

Hah, say you were actually just going to surprise her with a puppy and you needed to bring up the subject.

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princesspeachxox 18

Is she allergic or like extremely traumatised by dogs? I think this might need a follow up explanation :p

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Wolfparable 22

Miss I think it was the combination of dog + peanut butter that gross old joke

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princesspeachxox 18

Oh wow I never would have thought of that haha

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seemo82 19

and may i ask...what was that old joke ??

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Wolfparable 22

I WAS gonna post something sympathetic then I noticed my picture... You're on your own man.

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19990231 29

Someone is obviously a cat person.

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hurley12 30

I don't see why she reacted that way?

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igive 29

Then you don't have a dirty mind. Congrats!!

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YupThatsMe1111 4

Some people associate peanut butter and dogs to the sick and gross thing about putting it all over your genitals and having it licked off for pleasure.

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

that's not a normal association of dogs and peanutbutter where I'm from. not the first thing people usually mention when speaking of either of the two things. just saying

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

dirtymind or not

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