Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Reiterate that you have no money. You just can't afford to hire a guy to pack his fudge.
popemichael 9
FYL? More like FYA! Have fun ^_^
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Comments (146)
ru55uz 0
DO IT!
NrthrnLghts 0
Hey, you're the one who can't give him a Christmas gift. When it comes time to pay the piper, he'll take any form of payment. Anal is one of them.
katiewubsmusic 0
Anal sucks dick - literally. Tell him your tight pussy is ready. READY FOR SERIOUS *******
COBRAMORPH 0
Um, he shouldnt have had to ask. My GF bitched about it, but when I told her to bend over or get out & lose my money, she even put it in her mouth after without being told. She learned her place, seeing as how you have no money, you'd best learn yours too. Afterall, we are only with you for sex.
odincool 0
your a douchee bag
Ccha0t1c 0
Your a loser
Missyp23 0
Go for it if your comfortable, you may actually like it.
cmm724 0
do it!! it's ******* amazing!! why is he even having to ask you?
Ccha0t1c 0
Well, all the derogatory BS toward women on this page should really just reinforce why she thinks this is FML worthy in the first place. Some of the things written here are disgusting. Look, if your comfortable trying it then try it, a new experience is never a bad thing. But don't do it because he asked for it as a present...thats just sketchy. He should understand the financial situation your in and still be able to respect you.
superkitten_fml 0
#87 Best comment. #84 If you're not joking then you're an absolute douche.
odincool 0
yukk, sure you'd want anal :S
Chrissun 0
what a champ
Jason_Q 4
It's the gift that keeping on giving!