Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Reiterate that you have no money. You just can't afford to hire a guy to pack his fudge.
popemichael 9
FYL? More like FYA! Have fun ^_^
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Comments (146)
EbonyGoddess 0
nooo dont do anal. His liquid will seep out of ur ass for a good 2hrs or 2days.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
for normal people, anal doesn't involve pissing
ironwords 8
chocolate you know nothing about sex
maxmmoreau1 1
Use a condom Duh
ajscw 0
give him what he wants
VirtuallyUnbreak 0
So what! Do it...not a big deal.
Legend_514 0
where's the problem?
popemichael 9
FYL? More like FYA! Have fun ^_^
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
Oh, just let him have it, if it really likes it.
Mzzangel 0
try it!!!!!!!! you'll like it. truuuuuuuuuuust me
magenkyo 0
how is it an fml? just do it you owe him anyways
what_the_fail 0
Yes ^
morgan020 0
I agree with peridx go buy a strap on and give him what he wants just go slow or he may not like it that much.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
actually, anal is really enjoyable for guys (the male gspot is up the ass), many just have the irrational fear that they're gay if they let their gf do that. Pegging for the win.
lickmyjock 0
best part of this fml is you're going to cave in. I just hope he's huge.
coolsteve 0
DO IT YOU CHEAP HOE. seriously just do it and stop moaning how old are you? 15? "oohh it like totally like might like hurt"
Sunshinee_14 0
I say. Don't give it to him. Anal sucks. it hurts horribly. Even with lube.
ObsceneOblivion 4
98 - did he go in quickly? Because if he did, it hurts like a son of a bitch. Also, if you're feeling tense, you're effectively making your a-hole tighter, and so causing more pain. If you try to relax, use lots of lube and go very, very slowly in, it really doesn't hurt and feels pretty good...