By dirtythief - Philippines - San Juan Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML I agree, your life sucks 49482 You deserved it 3120 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Toledo Today, while working as a manager at a restaurant, the "All employees must wash hands" sign in the bathroom was stolen. Now my employees won't wash their hands because they "don't have to." FML I agree, your life sucks 28017 You deserved it 2581 225 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Not Gay - United States - Williamston Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML I agree, your life sucks 30031 You deserved it 2616 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I received my 12th rejection letter for voluntary work, as I don't have enough experience to be paid. I can't even work for free. FML I agree, your life sucks 1804 You deserved it 120 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - United States - Enfield Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML I agree, your life sucks 70183 You deserved it 4129 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML I agree, your life sucks 70187 You deserved it 8315 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Salem Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML I agree, your life sucks 28174 You deserved it 4383 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kacie smith - United States - Youngsville Today, my husband and I bought a new swing for our front porch. We put it together and sat down to enjoy our accomplishment. 5 minutes into our swing I threw up several times. I have really bad motion sickness, and apparently a swing is no exception. FML I agree, your life sucks 22622 You deserved it 3701 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Craptastic Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML I agree, your life sucks 2731 You deserved it 616 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hungry n hypoglycemic - 6/1/2021 17:01 We live in a society! Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML I agree, your life sucks 781 You deserved it 79 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WTF, guys? - United States - San Francisco Today, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. FML I agree, your life sucks 46349 You deserved it 4130 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JellitonOctopus - United States Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML I agree, your life sucks 32907 You deserved it 2643 169 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lady of Sorrows - United States Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 23956 You deserved it 3282 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Philadelphia Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML I agree, your life sucks 41332 You deserved it 5492 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By InfamousLastWord - United States Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML I agree, your life sucks 43355 You deserved it 6183 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TahRah - United States Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML I agree, your life sucks 174877 You deserved it 16100 208 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML I agree, your life sucks 37110 You deserved it 2814 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nicole - United States - Bozeman Today, a friend came to visit me from across the U.S. We spent the majority of the time she was here standing in the rain, at the dog park 20 miles from my house, so she could "make sure her baby poops on time". Basically, I took time off to watch my friend's dog take 6 craps. FML I agree, your life sucks 11142 You deserved it 886 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ally - United States Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 45072 You deserved it 8480 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lonely - United States Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML I agree, your life sucks 10019 You deserved it 34366 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML I agree, your life sucks 30003 You deserved it 3032 64 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotJessePinkmanFFS - United States - Norwalk Today, my 43-year-old brother's obsession with Breaking Bad reached a new level of stupidity when he nearly got us beaten up by a bunch of meth-heads down by our local park. He went up to them with his shaved head and stupid hat, and tried to act all Walter White with them. FML I agree, your life sucks 23639 You deserved it 2253 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crazyclumzy - Canada Today, I had lunch with a co-worker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and looking legitimately confused said "you know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML I agree, your life sucks 32995 You deserved it 2746 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By charlotte9338 - Canada Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 33884 You deserved it 2879 202 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bh2000 - 29/5/2020 17:00 Pay up Today, I'd purchased a ticket for the train on my mobile app. Some idiot pushed past me on his way out and in the process makes me drop my phone, ruining it. A conductor then came to check my ticket and I got fined 150 dollars. FML I agree, your life sucks 1575 You deserved it 139 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cieee - United States Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 28762 You deserved it 5018 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Japan - Tokyo Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML I agree, your life sucks 25871 You deserved it 3218 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tdtf - Germany - Neuburg Today, the company I work for decided to herald the step to becoming fully digital by hanging physical passive-aggressive flyers everywhere, urging everyone to go digital. Might as well have written, "Save the trees" on them. FML I agree, your life sucks 15700 You deserved it 1486 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By M_Kclift1994 - United States Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML I agree, your life sucks 26648 You deserved it 8440 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lying fuck! - 22/6/2020 14:02 Shameless Today, I walked into my husband's office and accidentally interrupted his business call to tell him dinner was ready. Silly me, I didn’t realize his "business call" included Skyping with his topless ex, with his pants down. FML I agree, your life sucks 2800 You deserved it 156 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By B'Dawk Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML I agree, your life sucks 2603 You deserved it 1617 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML I agree, your life sucks 21878 You deserved it 1616 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Brutal Today, my girlfriend told me that she prefers to be on top because I appear skinnier than I actually am. FML I agree, your life sucks 1275 You deserved it 251 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By weedvocate - 25/3/2020 14:02 All in the Family Today, my mother brought home dinner for 4 people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML I agree, your life sucks 1652 You deserved it 126 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MikeMorin18 - United States Today, at work I was talking to a co-worker about what a slacker my manager was, and how all she did was stand around and talk. She was standing behind me the whole time. I now have sore nuts due to a direct hit from a broom handle. FML I agree, your life sucks 11268 You deserved it 34906 153 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I learned that all it takes to anger my sister's new parrot is to walk past its perch. I also learned that a beak over two inches long is very capable of inflicting injuries that require stitches. FML I agree, your life sucks 28062 You deserved it 4175 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Bristol Today, a customer told me that there was no way he was paying for his shopping. He then walked off. As it turns out, the customer IS always right. FML I agree, your life sucks 36313 You deserved it 3269 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML I agree, your life sucks 23216 You deserved it 10146 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By windshitwipers - United States - Denver Today, I found shit on my windshield. I'm not sure if it is human or animal, but it was conveniently smeared all over and even more was placed under my wipers just in case I used them to clean it up. This isn't the first time, and I have no idea who I could have pissed off. FML I agree, your life sucks 52110 You deserved it 4388 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By goingnowherefast - United States - Butler Today, after three and a half years of working dead-end jobs with a bachelor's degree, I got a call from a potential employer in my degree field, who wanted to set up an interview. The problem: the interview is across the country, and I'm too broke to pay the travel expenses. FML I agree, your life sucks 33635 You deserved it 2564 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract... I agree, your life sucks 251 You deserved it 17 1 Comments
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