Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
birdie013 0
douche
Hans888 7
Who cares if his shirt and pants don't match. He can wear whatever the hell he wants. YDI for being a control freak.
soonerswag97 0
well now you learned your lesson. don't be a naggy girlfriend.
Friaza 29
If I were you i'd throw him out the window >.
sportygirl8512 0
HARSH!
at0micmin3r 23
That'll teach you to be superficial and bitch at him about something as silly as his CLOTHES.
Narwhal234 6
I guess you two aren't the perfect match.
gaffag 2
Everyone knows you said it in a bitchier way...
twinkle_nipso_O 0
how would you have felt if he told you that you looked shit and should change... you totally deserve it!
kittybaby01 10
Either he's gay or he got his period. That's gay as hell usually it's the girls who do that.