Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
Lull_fml 4
If he overreacts that badly over an innocent comment you are much better off without him. Count your blessings that you no longer have to endure him.
womblebat 2
who gives a **** how he looks! You should get your priorities in order.
ghettojoker 4
maybe you have a very bad fashion sense? did you ever think about that?
maddehsaurr 0
really? douche.
cetlawizard 15
are you his girlfriend or his mom? doesn't matter if it "matches" wth? are you fashion police also? maybe want him to dress like your twin? respect each others' individual style & don't be anal about it, otherwise you don't deserve to be in a relationship with anyone if you're gonna be so controlling & he doesn't need another mom.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Maybe it was a formal-ish dinner where OP's boyfriend was obligated to look good. God, it's not always the girl being a control freak.
Mokiikom_fml 8
#243 = One of the few people here who actually understands life &/or can use their brain.
mongella 0
my fianc'e has a shower 4 times a day and doesnt even go for a walk eithout getting perfectly dressed.
Randomgurl27Q 4
You shouldn't be so rude, especially if you live with him.
Obryn 9
His reaction was probably a bit over the top, but you're his girlfriend not his mom.
Fluffywolfz 0
guess he decided that it wasn't going to work out.
cncarava 2
straight out of Jerry Springer