Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
Oscuddly 0
it's OP. I bet she was a bitch about it
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeah, but going out in public in a two-piece and sandals isn't the best idea depending on where you go. Most places require at least a crop top if she doesn't want to wear a full length one, and short shorts if she doesn't want to wear pants or something. There's a clear line between changing to suit the occasion and wearing something inappropriate in most cases.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Some could argue it's not even appropriate to walk around in a bathing suit unless you're at a pool. I quite frankly don't care; I see hundreds of people a day and many of them are dressed strangely. I have, however, met customers who complain about other customers' apparel because it's "too revealing" or something. I'm glad to hear she knows when not to walk around like that... again, many people don't have that discretion. Even if she didn't know though... that's what her friends (and you) are for. You're right though, it's not necessary to dress up in all situations. Hell, even for me, I hate dressing up. Jeans and a tee or I don't go unless it's formal, and then I have to dress up.
SamIAm15 6
I bet there's way more to this story. You're probably a really mean gf and this was the last straw and he finally decided to leave you. I'm proud of him xD
5t3ff1k4h 47
There's also one more potential side to the story you're not thinking of - where they were going and what was required attire.
Blu33star 3
your belongings sure matched the ground.
lovelinkinpark 1
too mean maybe?
Unknown_ColeMan 0
Sounds like ur a controling bitch.
Ahazt 6
Didn't match? He isn't/wasn't your boyfriend.. He is/was your doll, all the time..
Shashieannio007 0
Wow. Temper tantrum much? Haah. How old is he? lol
caffeinated4 11
I don't know if it's already been said but maybe you demand a lot from him and this was the last straw.