Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
iWantSprite 12
I find it funny how OP posted this to get sympathy and it ended up backfiring. lmao
Mokiikom_fml 8
Only because so many idiots and children make up the fanbase of this site, though. If more people with a brain inside their heads were to read FML the ydi votes would be a small minority...
Mokiikom_fml 8
The people voting 'ydi' must be really annoying and whiny if they think it's justified to treat one's SO this way just because of a comment on fashion sense...
Despicable 1
Shouldn't criticising and supporting OP's post b depended upon what OP considers as 'the matching outfit'..but again,trolling is the best part about fml...
100percentwhite 0
damn right bitch! don't try to tell a bro what to be wearin!
ADRL17 0
I hate when boys can't match clothes it's not that hard. he is a jerk and shouldn't have done what he did. tell him to get over himself.
rabaab 0
n u still hav time to type this shpuldent u be pickin it up n takin it bak inside
HappyPickles 11
seems to me OP just dodged a bullet....
drummindude 0
he must be Italian
Miguel11167 4
FYL!!!
PlasmaVirus 4
I like how everybody's making assumptions to sound like they're not sexist.