By LD - 23/01/2015 16:46 - United States - Nampa

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Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

You can't really blame him. A man and his penis are inseparable. Well at least I used to think that until Lorena Bobbitt came along.

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MrSassypants 33

Luckily he isn't singing "Let's Get It On" to it.

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bryce0110 23

Have him cut your hair and sing.

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IvyRizzzzoli 25

What does that have to do with anything.....

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badluckalex 23

I really hope you arent taking about cutting her pubes while singing

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MrSassypants 33

Luckily he isn't singing "Let's Get It On" to it.

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pedinhuh 23

Work it out on the floor! Work it out on the floor! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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cole_tyler42 21

Write poetry about your ******. Make him read it aloud to his penis. Problem solved.

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anoniemm 13

Why don't you ask him if you can manscape him? :-) it might splice things up ;-)

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Lizardgirl 7

I feel like that might not have been an accident.

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Ali_Br_fml 33

But it fit so well here. ;) For once, autocorrect actually made a comment even funnier.

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Exodiafinder687 58

You can't really blame him. A man and his penis are inseparable. Well at least I used to think that until Lorena Bobbitt came along.

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bingalingading 12

haha dude your comments are never disappointing!!

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Ali_Br_fml 33

yes 23, but a sharp object was involved in making that one detachable...

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alex1022 11

they are inseparable bro. i believe he had it reattached and then became a pornstar.

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jbivens1992 17

Why was this ? voted down? it's true. it was reattached and he did become a **** star. a famous porno star. so actually educate yourself before commenting on someone's opinion when it happens to be a fact. idiot.

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xninix_fml 36

It means he was shaving his downstairs area :)

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maxxwell8 13

Clearly your to young to know what "Sex" is

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DaDezza244 31

29, clearly you're an idiot because firstly it's you're not your and secondly it's too, not to!

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jbivens1992 17

take pride in your ignorance lol. watching my husband man scape is just sad. he looks so scared the whole time...like a single nick with the razor will kill him. it's sort of funny...but also really sad.

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

You have to start singing songs while you "woman scape" in the shower now

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stryder9090 28

That sounds like a bond you don't want to have

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pjsr 32

Contrary to popular legend, a dog is not a man's best friend ;)

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timb1234 13

Lest he looks after it...wouldn't want a bear coming down on you

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HairIsEverything 15

She's talking about him manscaping his Penis, not his beard. But I guess your comment could be right if he never trimmed his pubes. Just might look like more of an ant-eater to me... ps, if anyone can think of a better animal to describe a hairy genital area, please comment. I could use a good laugh

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