Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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GiddyXD 0
I would've put my foot up his ass.
crazy_lil_thing 0
I woulda punched him in his face.
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Comments (199)
k99 5
That guy is a ass. Some people are just disgusted by fee,t like me. It's just gross ans some people do have it. I think it's less weird than actually liking feet. He might've had good intentions but be sure to let him know your pissed. Hold out on him for a little bit and DON'T give him the silent treatment. Talk as much as you can. Dudes hate that.
latinjukes 2
He's a keeper
Gloria_GDA 0
I would kick him in the nuts and brokeup
Gloria_GDA 0
* broke up with him
summerhot_fml 2
what a dick
Superllama12 11
Omigod that's awful!!! I have several phobias, including fear of being pinched. I told my friend, who thought it was hilarious, and pinched me all day long, it was awful!
kelsoandexsgar 0
I do this to my boyfriend on a regular basis.
animalover721 3
Good thing you don't have ass phobia
sammy190 3
Ha my bf does the sameeeee thing :p
secret_ninja_gal 12
I have the same phobia and my friend did that to me ! Worst thing ever !
pepkate 8
He's a keeper!