Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML
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Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We've had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
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lenalee96 22
Cinderelly Cinderelly!
dolphinlvr7 24
Sneak into her place and swap hers with it
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Comments (43)
randomguy76 14
Don't forget to floss!
itwasntme14 19
If you're paid by the hour I suggest using it to clean them, so what if it takes you a long time you'll make more money and maybe she will get you the correct tools as well.
dezman2000 21
Maybe you just have really bad breath, and she's trying to tell you something.
beeferjay 34
reminds me of forest gump
FalloutScrolls 25
All you'd need is a friend to give you shrimp recipes and you're set!
fyvaprold 11
shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich
LittleRed79 39
How did you forget the shrimp cocktail?!?
beeferjay 34
or shrimp n grits
apineapple 40
Don't be so silly. She's trying to teack you Kung Fu!
WolfAvenge 22
Explain you can't "properly" clean the stairs with a toothbrush. A bigger brush with organic hairs is better... Suggest using her head as it would save money!
smoothies14 32
Why? Why do you need to clean the stairs so thoroughly? I feel if this was actually relevant to your job, you would already have been provided with the proper tools.
getindoe69 17
at least it isn't your toothbrush
jgriff79 23
She must be the best boss ever!
spicypie 10
You should knock some SENS(odyne) into her, get it? Cause Sensodyne is a toothpaste and... No? Okay