Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML
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Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We've had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML
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lenalee96 22
Cinderelly Cinderelly!
dolphinlvr7 24
Sneak into her place and swap hers with it
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Comments (43)
samlovesham1234 9
She obviously has seen that episode of Star Trek: Voyager too many times where Tuvok has Chell degauss the transporter room with a micro-resonator, which according to Tuvok will take 26.3 hours. But with the Magneton scanner it'd take five minutes.
Dead_Fox 17
Maybe if you ask nicely she'll get you a new toothbrush?
SublimeChic4 15
ANNOYING Bitch! feel for ya dear!!!
Kittyphysics 21
****. that. thats just insulting.
Murilirum 23
As many people's boss, I can most definitely confirm that your manager is chuckling away to themselves in the office because they think they're hilarious.
worldclassrager 41
If you like cleaning it's not too bad takes more time and hence maybe more payment...due to taking so long...
mimirawr14 17
Sounds like something my mom would do. Lol
saffy66 34
Sorry but this sounds so much like you're in prison and she's either done it to make your life hard, or she's really trying to help you by making the work last longer so you don't have too much idle time. Any other situation is really messed up. Your boss needs to be reported to HER boss.
CaletheLion 15
Boot camp time
Jryan952015 7
I can mail you my old electric toothbrush if that helps