By SLAB_GIRL15 - 01/08/2012 07:59 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML
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Cyrren 22

There goes YOUR family heirloom you were getting in the will!

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Cyrren 22

There goes YOUR family heirloom you were getting in the will!

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Would_You_Kindly 4

I can only imagine the horror of what a brush would look like after being used for 26 years to clean a toilet. You did your family a favor.

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slurshies 11

how dare you break that brush!! it was practically a part of the family by now! (that was sarcasm)

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HowAreYouToday 34

... Broski?... You a snowboard?

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metalwolf 17

You never know, the brush could have been received at the same time as another event happening. As a house warming gift for example.

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BobbieH 19

Even if it was a house warming gift, toilet brushes should be replaced after a few years. They get nasty and harbor all sorts of bacteria.

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hockeychicl003 6

agreed 69, the brush probably would have made the toilet worse haha

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murphy22 6

Oh the irony in that comment lol

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_PurpleTortugas_ 2

I don't think it was irony , I believe that comment was made as some sort of pun. -__-

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HowAreYouToday 34

"that toilet brush *helped me finish* for 26 years!"

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HowAreYouToday 34

"not that it was very good..."

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HowAreYouToday 34

"screw it. Let's get me a vibrator."

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zine_fml 5

Lol aw sad my comment was thumbed down :( meany faces.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"I loved that toilet brush; It helped me through all the shitty situations, put up with my crap and never got pissy about it. You will be missed."

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#3 For some reason your picture + your comment + the FML = my day made. :P OP.... Sadly, this sounds like something my mother would do. I feel your pain!

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larouche362 10

Your picture... Its so perfect for the comment.

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folfg0 12

And that toilet brush has seen its last shitty job. On to a better life!!

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Jaxx66 21

I wonder what that toilette brush did that was so terrible in a previous life, to deserve 20+ years of service to cleaning shit.

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saintsrocksocks 10

Folf you haven't made many comments but most of the ones I've seen make laugh my ass off.

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SamanthaCassieL 10

How dare you? That brush was a member of your family!!!! What the hell?? Lol just kidding sorry for your luck OP

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saintsrocksocks 10

Passed down from generation to generation. You must feel terrible you sick monster.

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LilBobby 0

Wait. Could you tell me why breaking the handle is "hilarious"?

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nightwishs 13

Yeah cause it's freaking hilarious...

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venas24 0

I was thinking the same thing. Lol

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MissssUnderstood 13

Cuy he tried cleaning so hard! & their supposed to be hard

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EduJav321 24

That brush was filthier than the toilet

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DiruKitty18 8

Thats what I was thinking, any brush that old can't be to sanitary..

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Isoldael 27

Or the brush could have been cleaned and disinfected in the meantime.

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DiruKitty18 8

Yea it may have been cleaned off but even with bleach now and then 25 years is a lot of bacteria.

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DiruKitty18 8

Your corn snake hatchling is so cute by the way ;A;

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Migole 36

We get a new one at least every few months ... this is just ewwww

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Isoldael 27

107 - if you disinfect properly, the brush will have fewer bacteria on it than the ones you buy from the store. How long it's been in use has little to do with that. And thanks, I think he's cute too!

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lonkite101 14

Yup, because everybody insures their toilet brush to make sure it doesn't break. Btw: are you blonde by any chance?

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davymac718 4

They don't make toilet scrubbers like they used to back in the day!

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aperfectxdeath 3

Apparently they didn't make them too well back then either. xD

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