Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
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Top comments
TheNinjaCat 10
Say "if that's so, why isn't he after you?"
cookie_3008 4
Sit on her.
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Comments (131)
cptmorgan6 8
Lose some pounds and you'll be good!
bramberkhout 10
Hahaha oh my god that is awkward but also really funny XD. You can't help him for being that, but losing weight is something you can.
lwilso41 5
We want big booty bitches!
GhostlyGhoulish 1
We don't want no skinny bitches!
leadman1989 16
I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!
Dawnxxoo 11
HAHA xD
perdix 31
Are you just learning now that you're fat? Do you own a scale, or clothing that has sizes? If so, you have numbers that clearly let you know why you are being chased chubbily.
Rosebuscus 0
wooow ur rude! You dont know what size she is, that must mean ur one of those picki people!
Rosebuscus 0
wooow ur rude! You dont know what size she is, that must mean ur one of those picki people!
whodat93 2
What a dick!!! Ha
drivemysoul19 8
What a bitch.
skeezle 0
Lose some chubs....problem solved. :)
bkkh_frnks 6
lol at 10. speaking the truth. your just healthy as long as you can still see your toes. :)
NomOnShroomz 14
You do know you can comment on comments, right?
StormGirl142 24
Yo dawg, I heard you like comments...
VaanBasch 1
They're we go! It wouldn't be right if we didn't have an OP complaining about how their fat at least once a week. It's probably there fault.