Insult of the week

By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 20:21 - United States - Slidell

Today, a customer got angry with me, because store policy says we can't accept returns of unsealed video games unless there's actual damage to the disc. The guy got enraged and started yelling about how I'm a "useless fuckwhistle". I almost got written up for laughing so hard at the insult. FML
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tranced_ 45

I'm wondering how a fuckwhistle could ever be useful?!

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HylianBadger 21

I had that exact problem when I worked fast food. We had a store policy that said any extra sauces a customer wanted much be charged at 25 cents each, no exceptions. We even had signs glued to the front of the registers. We would still end up with the angry customers accusing us of making it up to put the quarters in our own pockets. Because I'm TOTALLY going to get rich off of 25 cents. I understand your pain, OP.

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niallo 23

It's a good insult. I would laugh too.

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loueasy 23

*alright, here's my time to shine! Think of a clever pun* **** i got nothing

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tranced_ 45

I'm wondering how a fuckwhistle could ever be useful?!

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syki 22

I think we should, as a society, encourage them. It's always better when a rape whistle waits for consent first.

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capnjacksparrow 7

I think its like a rape whistle but after you've given your consent

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datechnerd 21

I thinks it's used as a booty call.

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HylianBadger 21

I had that exact problem when I worked fast food. We had a store policy that said any extra sauces a customer wanted much be charged at 25 cents each, no exceptions. We even had signs glued to the front of the registers. We would still end up with the angry customers accusing us of making it up to put the quarters in our own pockets. Because I'm TOTALLY going to get rich off of 25 cents. I understand your pain, OP.

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onlychildFTW 33

Hey quarters add up. What if every person took 3 packets? Imagine how much you could make in a day, a week, a month, A year. It adds up!

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Dale_shackleford 13

A few hundred quarters is a pretty meaningless amount to an established fast food chain.

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hobbs96 26

The reason they do it is because higher up management gets bonuses when they hardly spend any money at their store, and the easiest way to save money is to screw the customer over, so every sauce packet they don't give you is extra money in managements pockets.

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thawny_fml 21

I never understand the logic of these people. "I'm not getting what I want, I better yell and insult the employee, that will make things better".

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hershelLayton 13

Stealing our quarters. Could've gotten a gum ball with it. Jk tho. stupid how people think you won't be charged. Of course getting extra sauce isn't free, that's common sense

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tranced_ 45

I'm wondering how can a fuckwhistle could ever be useful?!!

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tranced_ 45

I'm wondering how can a fuckwhistle could ever be useful?!!

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annoyedperson 25

You should've respond you're probably returning it because you're a noob

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NotPatSajak 11

Sounds like a typical Game Store to me.

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deathstroke990 22

sorry if this is a dumb question but if it was unsealed how would they know there was damage to the disc?

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Sharpshooterisle 18

If it's unsealed it means it's been opened, so they'd have access to the disk inside.

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deathstroke990 22

lmao read that wrong but couldn't they have damaged it themselves?

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