Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
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Cristian89 29
Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.
Welshite 39
Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.
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Transmutationx 4
A 2 year anniversary, in my opinion, deserves so much more than just a text. I dunno, do something that would be in one of those sappy movies. Cover the place in rose petals, light some candles, cook dinner yourself, etc. It might sound silly and dorkish but it's means more than you think, aha. OP, I'm guessing she said "K" to try and get you to rethink and try a little harder. Go outside your comfort zone and surprise her. Like a previous poster said before though, I reserve the right to be wrong. It's just my opinion. 2 years is quite a long time :)
409sPoisonGirl 12
It was my 2 year anniversary yesterday too. I had the guts to tell my man exactly how much I love him. Maybe a text just didn't cut it for her?
goliatron 9
You should take a long, heartfelt dump on her chest for replying with "K!"
FMLkoala 28
That's a bit over the top
the_real_dvd 21
If you're looking for marriage, or any commitment it's time to reevaluate your relationship with her. She doesn't feel the same as you do. You're probably wasting your time.
TheRealPitBoss 17
I hate to say it bro but time to get rid of her. Unless she is a Dr. or anything that she was so busy that, that's all she could reply then she's got another man.
marcranger 28
I usually roll my eyes at the "if the sexes were reversed..." comments, but I'll play that this time. If OP were a girl sending a heartfelt text (or card, or anything) to a guy, there'd be a lot more comments saying that she should really know better, guys don't like that, etc. Maybe OP's girlfriend just isn't very romantic and is uncomfortable with too much affection, just like a lot of guys would be. I know I'd have a hard time coming up with anything but "lol" if I'd gotten a text like OP's.
crzyknt 9
Reply back with wrong person; make her freak out nd ruin her day.
Ziggy122 15
I think a two-year anniversary deserves more than a ******* text message.
happyfingers 15
As much as I wanna say YDI for texting her instead of saying it to her face or, at the very least, CALLING her it bugs the crap out of me when people respond like that. So YDI for texting it. But also FYL, just a little bit, for the poor response.
Gollumfml_ 8
Don't see what's so wrong about texting nice emotional text, personally I'd love it just cause the fact I can read it over and over :-)
TogeBara 12
I don't think you understand this...the part that is wrong is that his girlfriend just said "K" instead of something like thank you or sending something sweet back. It is extremely rude and shows a massive lack of care toward op