Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
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Cristian89 29
Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.
Welshite 39
Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.
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Comments (150)
Kuramasan_fml 12
If she's just not into being too 'touchy-feely' maybe she is just a bit overwhelmed by how much emotion you show?
applebramble 22
Dude , they've been dating for two years ?
marcranger 28
25, so? Some people just aren't lovey-dovey no matter how long they've been with their partner. I, for instance, would have a hard time controlling my gag reflex at a mushy message whether I'd been with a guy five days or five years.
applebramble 22
It would have been a different story if it was only a few months , coz then I would understand . But TWO YEARS is a long time . Even if someone wasn't so lovely dovely they would still reply more than just "k"
alshygirl 14
While her response was horrible I feel like a two year anniversary deserves more than a "heartfelt text."
dewberry2001 25
Well I believe he was going to but maybe he just wanted her to wake up to something nice
Wizardo 33
Most annoying reply possible next to 'that's nice' or 'lol', really grinds my gears.
BadApple88 29
When someone replies "K" i want to punch them in the face
ABillOnFire 15
Ah yes, "k", the biggest form of "**** you" to ever exist
Spyfiction 6
K
ElizabethNL93 20
That sucks, OP, but kudos to you for trying to show that you care!
Llama_Face89 33
Where's you bury the body..?
Llama_Face89 33
Where'd*
sunnyray812 42
What a bitch.
saIty 17
K=Potassium Sperm contains potassium Sperm comes out of the penis She wants the D
Welshite 39
Potatoes have potassium too...
saIty 17
Possibly she wants a potato up her butt. Impossible to know what women want.
dewberry2001 25
Bananas have loads of potassium. But I guess penises also have loads...
kthsdm 12
That's some incredible deductive reasoning Sherlock!
TBfml15 9
Don't be a wet blanket 29