Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
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Top comments
Cristian89 29
Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.
Welshite 39
Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.
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Comments (150)
snippit 18
A "You deserve better " button is required for this one
yungjohns 10
Leave dat girl.
Fitzinator1995 13
nice girlfriend you got, she seems very sweet.
greenbaybuddy 2
Nothing worse then the letter "k" for response
kayteel2 6
YDI why the hell would you text it?? You could have at least called.
davincidasecond 24
Why not call her? Better yet say it in person? Not saying that you deserved this at all, because your heart was obviously in the right place. But still, I personally wouldn't be too moved if my girlfriend sent something like that over text. She was probably one of those people. That being said, I find it incredibly rude for someone to reply with just 'k', especially if you send a text telling the person how much they mean to you.
jesse98 7
Maybe grow some balls and say it to her face
mstefany023 9
That's a lame thing to do for a two year anniversary. Next time write a letter. It's more personal and takes more time than pushing a few buttons. AND she can't reply with just "K" :P
Draugen 16
K? Well potassium to you too!
LisandroH 6
I feel you bro. It sucks.