Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
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Cristian89 29
Next time she tells you that she loves you, just respond with k. See how she likes it.
Welshite 39
Why even text? Maybe she was expecting something a bit more personal.
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Comments (150)
selectiveamnesia 9
I would have replied with: "'K'? 'K' what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, 'K' stands for "kidding," so your reply is "kidding"? Or 'K' as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? 'K' as in K/O? Can I knock you out and feed you to the hungry sharks? Sharks has a 'K' in it." But seriously, that sucks.
BlackBird0129 9
Reply with, "Potassium" ;)
tigrewii 1
Well potassium to that bitch too
livelaughlovepie 22
Wow... Those teenager posts in real life :(
fantasyworld 37
I hate people that do that.
justinemalang1 14
Ignore her for awhile and when she gets mad, say K.
mywhitebear 12
Maybe you should just 'K'ick her out of your life.
skatergal99 17
Dump her
anon385 23
First of all. TWO YEARS? Ypu sent a TEXT? Shame on you, asshole. Besides, this idnt a fml, you're the one dating her and this is most likely her personality so dont be surprised
Kondor017 9
The struggle is real man.