Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML
Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, "No, I'm working that day." My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for texting him that. If you're gonna tell your dad you're getting married, at least call him, FFS.
Thin_Ice_fml 0
gotta pay for that wedding.
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Comments (55)
hurleycat 6
that sucks. if it helps, my dad got married without teling me and told me through text a couple days after.
MC_Cracker 0
who the fck cared if it was a text the retard isn't illiterate if he can handle a phone he's just a douche bag. - **** evry singl gramar Nazi out their
allmidnighteyes 11
Because being a "gramar Nazi" is directly related to whether or not someone is an impersonal, socially-detached ****.
MC_Cracker 0
like yourself
JohnFR33M4N 0
You can't really blame the dad if there's nothing to do about it. Otherwise...he probably just hates you for some reason. I'm guessing a good one.
nygnyy 0
who the hell tells their dad they're getting married over a text?
apandajean 0
you should've just sent a Facebook invite.
chilllls 0
He sounds like the kind of dad that if you tell him there will be free alcohol at the reception, he will show up. Well, no you know how to get him there. Thank me later.
resultsmayvary 5
YDI for texting that kind of news!!!
annngeeeee 0
im busy, i have to count my arm pit hairs that day
maidenandwhat 0
if it was that important you shouldn't have texted
knownunknown101 0
he probably doesn't want to see you get married. see you grow up. haha