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Dude, your dad's a jackass.
And not the highly rated movie series either
Dude, your dad's a drug dealer
he could have been looking for a job
He coulda got a new job. You don't only get 1 job and that's it. unless you are from soviet Russia...
For some people graduations are real emotional. For my mom the end of the school year is. Worst case scenario is "he's just not that into you"
Tell him you can't go to his funeral because you'll be too busy making money he's never had.
Hahahahahaha I like your dad
if he actually has a new job or is doing something to make money, YDI. if not, FYL. i honestly dont see the big deal about people not being at a graduation. if the tickets to mine werent free id have just told everyone ill take lots of photos and theyll feel like they were there. its just a graduation...
Haha
He knows how to show love to his child
Did you punch him?
Five years later... "Sorry, I can't go to your wedding kiddo, but I'm being held up at the office."
And father of the year award goes to...
Me! Because I eat my kids!
Failure of an excuse
Or to see me **** my first pair...
To go to my graduation because he said he had a job but really he got drunk and hired a hooker.
Ouch..
He meant he had to work at his corner that day
And by "work", he means sit there on his lazy ass and jack off to **** all day...
You would be surprised by how much kids and teenagers know
why yes, yes he is
And by "work", he means the new job he got that you are unaware of. No father would lie like that. That's just silly! YDI for not believing in your father, who believes in you, who believes in the One Piece!
or the father could just be a lazy a**hole? don't you think he would have informed OP of a new job?
I would... if his jokes were funny... but maybe it's just me and I'm a killjoy.
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Dude, your dad's a jackass.
And father of the year award goes to...