Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML
Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, I was playing my bass clarinet around the house. I asked my dad if he would be at my concert on December 16th. His response was, "No, I'm working that day." My dad is a plumber, and gets called to work completely at random; he has no schedule. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for texting him that. If you're gonna tell your dad you're getting married, at least call him, FFS.
Thin_Ice_fml 0
gotta pay for that wedding.
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Comments (55)
randomsweety 0
Ouch u should of replied who said u were invited!
jeffinfer_43 1
Would have been funnier had u said "I didn't even tell him the exact date"
charliebot 4
If the op said "five months" as the fml reads, I would understand text. She might not have a set date yet, but knew the approximate time.
fantasyworld 39
Why tell him over a text?