Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
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Top comments
me5 0
Well he's telling you via facebook. Welcome to the 21st century!
AA357 0
YDI for not putting a question mark.
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Comments (65)
demonic562 0
first whhoo and fyl
stone_light 0
maybe dad is planning friend or relative's wedding?
BeeSkwaird 0
That's what I thought. Or it simply means he is realizing he wants to get remarried someday—and is looking and planning again.
AA357 0
YDI for not putting a question mark.
SCARYMUSIC 0
oh F$@! OFF. Maybe he thought you checked is wall a bit more often!?!
ashleynonymous 0
*here's your sign!* dump wannabe dude and get yourself a real cowboy! mmmmm...
ashleynonymous 0
wow, wrong fml, sorry guys
bombchelle 0
haha i read that and laughed =]
passwordis_fml 2
lol that's even funnier then the fml
imcooool 0
I'm sorry your dads an ass
matt9999 0
ur dads a douche fyl
poopberry 0
so you didn't notice the new lady who hangs out with your dad?
CallMeHush 1
He will let you know when he gets back from the honeymoon with your nice new 26yr old stepmommy that you didn't like anyway.
betseyville 6
This actually sounds like my new step-mom. only she was 28 and my dad was 48. I didn't find out until 5 months after they had gotten married.
rooskieroo 0
oh hell no. and number 7...she probably knew her dad was in a relationship..just not that he was getting married. that's pretty shitty. but hey..when you get married...do the same. then he may know just a little bit how it feels.
me5 0
Well he's telling you via facebook. Welcome to the 21st century!
simawesome_FYL 0
shouldn't you have seen it in your news feed ?
StaticDown 0
Well I never read my news feed, rarely. I only sign on to check some notifications (the email ones) and the links in my email go straight to them so I'm rarely on my homepage. and if he has over 100s of friends and they post often, it's likely it will be gone in a jiffy.
PenguinBitch 44
25-He was asking OP not you. Gosh.