By Emily - 07/02/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
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Torva_fml 16

Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.

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Comments

Ozuru 11

Aw, its okay. You will find a girl one day :)

iamabamf 17

OP is a girl. I mean she could be into chicks, but that has no relevance to the FML.

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Torva_fml 16

Yea, op is a girl.... Are you guys all opposed to girl on girl action? If so, please leave. (s)he also posted below correcting himself/herself

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Damn_Hippster 11

I think we have established OP being a girl. I think the real question here is, is OP into girls?

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iSmellLikeJelly 3

Do you look like Taylor Lautner?

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

They were just trying to be nice they didn't know op was a girl. Stop bitching them out. Damn...

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KendalKeller 3

your rather upset about something today arn't you?

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ALpein 0

The lack of relevance is astounnding. I'm more curious as to what led to this misguided conclusion.

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iAmScrubs 19

The FML isn't about the OP "trying to get a girl." Nobody here is "opposed to girl on girl action", we are just stating that #1's comment has no relevance to what the OP is saying.

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manatees_r_epic 0

Ominous Pachyderm

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ibv123_fml 3

Why are people talking about optimas prime?-_-

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deathpotato 11

Lady, you're being trolled.

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zombicidal 11

orangutan pit (where we throw the stupid of FML)

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

When will people realize that here, in this lil society of FML, you will never get an answer on what OP means? You'll just get an answer like: "Oblivious Pineapple"

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Oversized Penis. Haha just kidding, it means 'original poster'

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

89's lying too. Don't listen to him, for all we know it could mean Overdue Period.

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b0ngs 7

Whenever I dont know a word, I Urban Dictionary it. You should try that...

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happyspencer 4

Everyone here is kind of a douche.. Who argues on fml?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Occidental Parabola

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bizarre_ftw 21

And sometimes, in rare circumstances, Obtuse Possum

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bizarre_ftw 21

110 - everyone! Where have you been? *looks at profile* lol XD 5th comment! You have much to learn sir

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epicwaffles 7

#1, you shouldn't worry either(: you might find a brain someday(:

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happyspencer 4

Ive been reading fmls for a long time... And change your profile picture you look like a cow

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omarzrgz 3

OP is in fact Optimus Prime -.- My work here is done Autobots, Roll out!!

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piccalo 4

This is fifth time I see discussion on op..and I join this site just 3months back..I remember the first time when I saw this discussion..Then the question was asked by piccalo!!!

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piccalo 4

@72 Dont worry about all these comments.U will get used to it...Then u will start getting fun from it..and then u will give fun to it..And in last stage u will get ADDICTED...

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ibv123_fml 3

Wow I love getting one hundred different answers thanks for all the help

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ibv123_fml 3

Oh wait I found the answer. It was the only buried comment, thats a bit ridiculous considering old penis is still there

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Ibv123- no one really gives a damn whether you know what OP means or not. ... Jus' sayin'

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justlikeme79 9

143- Nice try. The possum and the opossum are two different animals.

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ibv123_fml 3

156 thats why they all answered right? I was just informing people there is no need to post anything else I have an answer. so next time you try getting on my case, dont.

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nichole818 5

Ibv123 - you're an idiot. Get your shit together. Those answers weren't for you. Everyone was just playing off of your stupidity. So lay off of 156.

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KendalKeller 3

Interesting tale my fine companion

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

God that is sooooo over used and toolish.

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KendalKeller 3

Hey! U hurt my feelers!

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

If I had a dollar for Everytime I heard some dumb ass trying to be cool/cute and saying "cool story bro" I'd be ******* loaded.

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KendalKeller 3

that was rather uncalled for...

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KendalKeller 3

it was cute though wasn't it? ;D

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

You're uncalled for. **** you.

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Torva_fml 16

Don't worry, my mom always says I look pissed of.... Then I start getting angry because ahe won't ever stop asking why I'm mad..... I guess she's right.

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SecretMe00 5

Some people just naturally look pissed off.

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Torva_fml 16

She* And yea, I guess that's me :( Oh... I mean >:|

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raywhite 5

Same with me only with people I go to school with

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zombicidal 11

people always ask me what's wrong apparently I have a naturally melancholy expression

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Mister_Triangle 21

Lots of people suffer from Chronic Bitch Face ; you're not alone

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RoseTintMyWorld 8

98-I know how you feel, I have one of those faces too, apparently. I get asked "What's wrong?" along with being told to smile all the time and it's very annoying.

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hthelittleone 10

Hate it when that happens

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angrymexican 8

So in your pic, are you smiling or is that just how your face is?

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Torva_fml 16

Ask you?! You're telling me to ask you in your profile?!?! Fine.... Will you..... Stop making that face. :O

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Ozuru 11

just noticed I said girl. I meant guy!

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greekgal44 14

still not revelant to the OP's original story..

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ladyLALAA 28

Haha, keyboard warrior. Why are people so in love with you doc? You must be amazing in the sack!

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

It's kinda rude that she just assumed you were giving her a dirty look... But like I've said before everyone is beautiful.(: don't let some rude ass bitch bring down your self confidence.

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thinkPlNK 0

i agree that it is rude to assume someone is giving you a dirty look. but where in the FML does it say that? the girl could have asked OP later on during the day if she was giving her a dirty look/why. i would have done the same thing as well.

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thinkPlNK 0

51 - it was uncalled for her to tell him to go and **** himself because of his comment, but that would have been the same for anybody else, not just because he's DocBastard.

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

Shut the **** up.

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marinus_fml 19

#31, What's your keyboard worrier level?

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DocBastard 38

Morgan - I'm not exactly sure what your malfunction is, but your reaction was completely uncalled for. Unless you were talking to yourself.

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

How nice of you to be interested in the games I play.(:

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marinus_fml 19

#47, you're working on your keyboard worrier levels again aren't you? By the way, you must be new around here? NO ONE says **** you to DocBastard.

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

I just ******* did. And you know what?? I'll do it again. This goes out to you docbastard. **** YOU.

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marinus_fml 19

Maximum keyboard worrier level attained. Congratulations, you are now an asshole.

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LightningCactus 12

Woah, woah, where all having a good time here, no need for any aggression.

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PaulB123 11

Unless your intimidated by really nice people, I wouldn't sweat it. The intimidating people usually turn out to be jerks anyway.

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KleeTEE_fml 0

my face at rest gives off the same impression. the corners of my lips naturally turn down

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