Intimacy: Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action....

By loveless - 24/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML

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By TheComedyAudio - 06/04/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML

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By LD619 - 16/12/2010 05:51 - United States

Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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By sostupid - 10/10/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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By MollyMoodle7 - 22/06/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00

Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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diet_otaku 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 14:28

seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.

jchansfan 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 12:20

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

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Adrienne926 0

Friday 25 September 2009 4:11

you deserve it for treating your gf like a prostitute.

moonlight_daze 8

Wednesday 30 September 2009 3:58

A very expensive prostitute.

Nickha0 0

Friday 25 September 2009 4:35

Screw you and the horse you rode in on. YDI for being a desperate little bitch.

satanstoystore 0

Friday 25 September 2009 4:59

you have to fill her emotional side to start up the physical. it takes more than tickets. learn to connect with her.

tguillaud550 0

Friday 25 September 2009 6:43

im goin to u2

vaginatoast 0

Friday 25 September 2009 7:58

Admitting you listen to U2 hasn't gotten anyone laid in a way that didn't wreck the way they shit.

Noah_h 0

Friday 25 September 2009 8:04

u2 sucks

MandieHart 0

Friday 25 September 2009 10:38

for as long as you listen to U2, is as long as you go without sex. end of story. :)

Damone 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:44

try a death metal concert, maybe shes just not into U2.

cannonsky 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:46

I'm pretty sure your mistake was taking her to a U2 concert..

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:03

Omg! shes an idiot. i'd kill to go see U2!!! Theyre an awesome bands. One of my faves! xD

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