FML : Today, my navy boyfriend, who's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls...

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Today, my navy boyfriend, who's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn't recognize the train station. After searching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he's drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Spatch - / Thursday 24 September 2009 02:47 / United States

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By tenkenshi | 2

#583550 - Thursday 24 September 2009 9:40

At least he was thinking about you while he was drunk.

By celiba_fml | 0

#583544 - Thursday 24 September 2009 9:33

your boyfriend is awesome

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By allmidnighteyes | 10

#583543 - Thursday 24 September 2009 9:36

At least he's getting drunk.

tuxedoedmudkip1 | 4

#7427795 - Tuesday 21 March 2017 21:52

Deja entendu!

By celiba_fml | 0

#583544 - Thursday 24 September 2009 9:33

your boyfriend is awesome

crzy8mnky | 1

#583591 - Thursday 24 September 2009 10:36

Yea I'm not buying that either.

Zhejan | 0

#583761 - Thursday 24 September 2009 13:34

What the fuck, I don't get this FML at all...

MR_OHCRAP | 0

#583798 - Thursday 24 September 2009 14:14

Fuck off grammar police.

OP: WOW, your life is totally fucked cos your bf is having a great time?

soccerkrzy | 0

#583860 - Thursday 24 September 2009 15:53

The girlfriend got ready moron, learn how to read.

Intoxicunt | 5

#584234 - Thursday 24 September 2009 19:56

It's not that he/she can't read. They are being a grammar Nazi because that is technically worded incorrectly.

Anonanimal | 0

#584700 - Thursday 24 September 2009 23:46

its not october. WTF. i dont get this FML. how did you search him on google maps?

Spatch_ | 1

#584707 - Thursday 24 September 2009 23:49

You just fail at life. Sorry, but MY GOD.

esushi | 0

#584730 - Thursday 24 September 2009 23:59

Oktoberfest is always in late September, weirdo.

Rakayum | 0

#585258 - Friday 25 September 2009 4:56

But its not october!!!

Kenji_fml | 0

#585762 - Friday 25 September 2009 13:44

The Oktoberfest is always in the last days of september.

By tenkenshi | 2

#583550 - Thursday 24 September 2009 9:40

At least he was thinking about you while he was drunk.

By 24788 | 5

#583556 - Thursday 24 September 2009 9:45

I bet he would of told you earlier if he was actually coming.

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#583557 - Thursday 24 September 2009 9:48

For anyone screaming, "FAKE!!" to this, Oktoberfest is from September 19th through October 4th this year.

Now shut your cumholes, jackwads.

ZuRG_fml | 7

#583599 - Thursday 24 September 2009 10:50

How do you accidentally dial an international call? You need to add on extra numbers, no?

By zOMGitsdc | 0

#583558 - Thursday 24 September 2009 9:48

Oktoberfest runs from Sept 19 - Oct 4.

By untoldfame | 3

#583559 - Thursday 24 September 2009 9:49

alright, I guess SOMAgirl deleted her comment?
I assure you it was mentally stimulating, and quite the worthwhile read :)

Intoxicunt | 5

#583561 - Thursday 24 September 2009 9:50

Nah, the first 20 or so comments get fucked up really badly. It will chill out after some more comments get up.

By Spatch_ | 1

#583571 - Thursday 24 September 2009 10:13

Actually I was quite flattered that he called me. The situation was frustrating since I haven't seen him in almost a year, but it was more of a laughing FML haha

Antivirus_fml | 0

#583600 - Thursday 24 September 2009 11:02

You're lucky OP, your boyfriend thinks about you even when drunk.

Antivirus_fml | 0

#583604 - Thursday 24 September 2009 11:09

OP, you're quite lucky that your boyfriend thinks about you even when drunk. Cheer up. :)

By Flounder | 2

#583574 - Thursday 24 September 2009 10:16

YDI for dating a guy who's too dumb to know the difference between being in San Francisco or being in Europe. Either that or for YOU being too dumb to know when your boyfriend is fucking you over.