Intimacy: Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action....

By loveless - 24/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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Thursday 24 September 2009 14:28

seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.

jchansfan 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 12:20

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

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DanielT1994 19

Thursday 17 May 2012 18:02

Poor baby has to work for it?

Brujo666 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:35

Maybe you should have not gotten tickets to such a pussy ass concert. I hope your blue balls get so bad they explode.

top_dawg45 10

Monday 6 August 2012 9:37

thats because u surprised her with U2 tickets...

cutieQP 9

Tuesday 22 April 2014 9:04

pig. she isn't obligated to have sex with you

Nyx7 24

Tuesday 16 September 2014 4:50

Ydi if that's the only reason you did something nice for her

carecam 4

Tuesday 3 February 2015 7:01

I wouldn't sleep with a guy who made me go to a U2 concert either...

legoman213579 13

Saturday 28 February 2015 3:08

No wonder you're not getting laid you got ******* U2 tickets

daemonsparta 16

Monday 27 April 2015 7:45

she was saving it for u2

tacocat102 4

Monday 4 May 2015 21:23

U2 need to work out your problems : /

sab806 6

Friday 5 June 2015 5:25

What did u expect? You got U2 tickets

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