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Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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By rmL / Monday 13 October 2008 08:31 /

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

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By thatgirl247 - / Friday 11 September 2009 17:05 / United States

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

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By drugged_on_arrival - / Thursday 10 September 2009 10:55 / Virgin Islands British

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

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By Udxero - / Thursday 10 September 2009 07:51 / United States

Today, I washed one of my roommates t-shirts. I forgot to remove it before putting it in the dryer, and all the print on the front melted off. It was a gift from his girlfriend. Who has just passed away. FML

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By whyme27 - / Wednesday 9 September 2009 02:41 / Canada

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