I am seriously confused. Why does a dog cause the question of marriage? Is this something I am too european to understand? Can't you just explain to the kids why you are not (yet) getting married? If you just give them an answer they will probably stop annoying you with it.

Blue dog? Would that dog be Ace the bat-hound? And what does a dog have to do with your potential marriage? I'm lost. This FML feels all over the place.

Legit thought you were talking about Blue’s Clues and I was super confused. Now that I know it’s Bluey, I’m still confused.

Hey, slow down there. Bluey is a treasure. Don't blame a good children's show for your rocky relationship

I feel your pain. My Little Pony got me hooked on meth.

How difficult is it to say “Mommy and daddy don’t want to get married so we won’t, but we still love each other”?

Maybe he's a bum

I wonder too: Why don't you get married?

why aren't you married yet? your willing to have kids with someone but not marry them? if you and their father are not together tell them the truth in a kid friendly version.

So why aren't you? If you van explain it to us, you can find a way to explain it to them. YDI