By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 032
You deserved it 12 489

Same thing different taste

Top comments

schwancy 2

Awkward... However, kudos for taking the time to self exam.


oh bull. I'm tempted not to e a grammar natzi

OH bull. I'm tempted not to BE a grammar NAZI as well.

OMG I FOUNS A LUMP! oh wait just a cheeto :)

FFML_314 11

It's a good thing that you didn't go through with it, 1. I have a sneaky feeling that you would have failed.

PuppiesFTW 5

Why don't you go to a professional?(unless you are a professional) You have perverted neighbors I say USE A ******* CURTAIN OR SHADES OR WHATEVER next time............problem solved. :D ya me.

bamagrl410 31

Why wouldn't you do that in the privacy of a bathroom, or at least close the blinds/curtains? YDI

I_really_do_care 0

haha grammar nazis crack me up :)

mmmmm.... does nobody in our generation understand the difference between grammar and spelling? those were spelling errors, not grammar ones. htis is a spelling error. this can has grammar error. now that that is cleared up: OP, please move in next to me if this is a routine thing (feeling yourself in front of open windows)

partychix246 0
TheDrifter 23

But where would the fun be in that?

To dumb to close the blinds. Smart enough to do a self exam? hmm

I'm going to take a leaf out of the grammar nazi handbook here. It should be "too dumb to close the blinds."

Kefka91 15

lol say they can watch more I'd they pay up

schwancy 2

Awkward... However, kudos for taking the time to self exam.

squirell_AIDS69 0

No kudos if you're looking at #4's picture while you check yourself.

And nobody believes that I was giving myself a vigorous penis exam outside that playground.

Same thing happend to me when i was checking my testicles in a convent darn nuns

squirell_AIDS69 0

Either they were right up against the window or those kids laugh pretty damn loud.

foryoublue94 0

I can hear plenty of sounds through my windows?

xMafia 0

You shoulda went outside and slapped then silly with your lumpy *******.

I_R_Genius 3

OMG it's should of not shoulda. And it's slapped them silly.

FFML_314 11

Some people may say that 'dat' sounds OK in place of 'that', but it doesn't mean it's right.

FFML_314 11

No, you can not play. You are in time out for pulling down your pants in front of the ladies bathroom.

FFML_314 11

No, I'm not convinced, because Kay has been tied up for 4 hours. Try again? *Tackles and hugs*

FFML_314 11

I know how much you love your meat. *Pins down and licks*

FFML_314 11

*Looks around* 'Tis me, Anna, the queen of absolute absurdity and disgust. :P

pontiacc 0
jordonkay 0

that is so ******* funny. their as old as me. haha