Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Go for a walk and smell the roses.You don't need to be inside. Just don't get run over by a goat.
CockRocket 0
He's pretending. Shout through that you've got some money and toys for him. That'll get him to open the door.
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Comments (147)
bigmanj28 0
YDI for locking your door
sarahbear430 0
but you're posting to FML, which means u have some form of communication, right?
winstoningram 0
k if ur on out side then in gonnie guess ur on ur phone. SO PHONE THE HOUSE PHONE! that'll wake him up surely
arandomer 0
my mum did this to me once, when I was like 3 but when she shouted through the letter box telling me to open the door, I just ignored her because before she left she told me not to move... maybe OP, if you had told your son to go to sleep, he is simply doing what you asked of him?
PolBig123 0
how the hell does the wind shut the door? it can only be shut while it is closed, but the wind wont reach it then. this story is fake... -.-
SwaggerMelon 6
Wait did you try the doorbell?
atcontroller22 0
wtf are you talking about???
atcontroller22 0
they have a smart phone to post this but cannot figure out to call a locksmith. ratard.
sincerely331 0
98, You are a idiot.."it can only be shut while it is closed" makes no damn sense. I think you pulled that one out of your ass.
nod113 0
with the lemons!
haleyyyx13 0
yeah, i'd take the time to write an FML if i were in your situation too.