Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, at 7 a.m., I ended up outside in a nightdress, barefoot and in the rain. I've just found out that my two-year-old son now knows how to close the patio door, which of course, has no outside door handle. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML
Today, I was taking a nap when my dad texted me, asking me to go check the mail. So I went outside, then the wind blew the front door shut, and it automatically locked. I didn’t have my key. FML
Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Go for a walk and smell the roses.You don't need to be inside. Just don't get run over by a goat.
CockRocket 0
He's pretending. Shout through that you've got some money and toys for him. That'll get him to open the door.
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Comments (147)
nixom1334 6
So? you open the door, lock it, step outside while it's windy and the door closes locked. hmmm, and you where suprised of this outcome?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The door may have already been locked and the OP may not have thought about it. There are some door locks that will still open from the inside even if it's locked to the people outside.
sincerely331 0
Its called a slam lock..dumbass. The wind is strong enough to shut a door, if you don't believe it, experiment one day..lock yourself out of your house like OP did.
FunCheeze 0
and you happened to have time to write an FML?
marissakmnn 0
Why was it locked? I would have kept it unlocked while I was out for a moment. But that's just me I guess...
greed_is_good 0
the same thing happened to my mum when I was a baby. my bro had to squeeze through iron grates in the window to unlock the door
marissakmnn 0
damn.
nonymous1998 0
If you're locked outside without expecting to be out there, why the hell do you have a laptop with you?? What, do you keep it on the front lawn??
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Perhaps they didn't use a laptop. Perhaps they used an ipod touch.
Lamborghiniii 2
quoting Nonymous1998. If you're locked outside without expecting to be out there, why the hell do you have a laptop with you?? What, do you keep it on the front lawn?? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that's EXACTLY what i was thinking ! also.. you lock yourself outside your house and the first thing you do is write about it on FML?? how much of a nolifer are you? + nolifer points for claming to have a laptop with you in the event of such an unexpected thing happening.
itsmisskay 2
If you've spent the last two hours banging on the door then how did you write this FML?? If you had a phone then you coukdve called the house phone which mat be wouldve woken him up? Idk
sportsphotogirl 0
at least he us a sound sleeper
sillycp99 0
so of course the immediate first reaction is to go on FML. makes sense.