Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
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Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, at 7 a.m., I ended up outside in a nightdress, barefoot and in the rain. I've just found out that my two-year-old son now knows how to close the patio door, which of course, has no outside door handle. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML
Today, I was taking a nap when my dad texted me, asking me to go check the mail. So I went outside, then the wind blew the front door shut, and it automatically locked. I didn’t have my key. FML
Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Go for a walk and smell the roses.You don't need to be inside. Just don't get run over by a goat.
CockRocket 0
He's pretending. Shout through that you've got some money and toys for him. That'll get him to open the door.
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Comments (147)
braveblade74 0
If you have a cell phone, just call him
kurato 6
yes, because everyone have a cellphone with them when they leave the house for a minute for fresh air
x3herox3 0
Creeper. Jkjk. Keep a extra house key somewhere?
MarineWifey88 3
Almost the same thing happened to me yesterday. I was taking the trash out and my 3 year old followed him and I told him to go back in because he was naked. So he locked the door. I only had to yell for 10 minutes before he opened the door.
FreebirdIII 1
Or, call a lock smith, or someone else with a key. Perhaps the fire department since there is a child locked inside, or the police for unsupervised child, or child protective services for being stupid and locking the handle behind you when you walked outside without your keys.
GoArmy6624 7
paranormal activity 2
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
Today, my dumb ass mother locked herself outside. I woke from a very good nap to her banging on the windows like a lunatic. FML.
JoshpointO 0
sounds too much like the scene off paranormal activity 2
momo1972 3
but you do have your phone I see
theUBERcomment 1
IF YOU CAN SUBMIT AN FML, YOU CAN CALL YOUR OWN FING HOME. (winning)
sincerely331 0
YDI for saying "outdoors"