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Well at least you'll never see her again..
Today I saw the cute girl I spit my gum at yesterday, fml
Spit happens
#10, so switching buses mean nothing to you?
Sorry about that man, that really sucks. :/
"Today, I saw this cute guy on the bus and, feeling a bit confident, I smiled at him. He then spit his gum out at me, and hurriedly got off the bus." FHL?
You were chewing gum with numb lips? Really?? You should do what I do after getting lidocaine injected in my mouth - Mumble incoherently and drool like an idiot.
That's right. Use the lidocaine as an excuse, Doc.
Why were you even chewing gum after getting dental work? Sorry Op, don't think that was wise at all!
Numb lips...it's the worst feeling. On the bright side you'll never see her again!
Well that's a first and lasting impression, fyl
Today, on my way home, a guy spat his gum in my face...FML
Yeah, sucks man. (Obvious) piece of advice, don't chew gum with numb lips. In a way, you're lucky that you didnt do something worse to yourself, i.e bite your lip and bust it without noticing it.
Chewing things with a numbed mouth is scary. My mom once fed me shrimp after a dentist appointment and I thought I bit through my cheek several times before I finally gave up and stopped eating. I can't imagine trying to chew gum!
How?
Where to you find a reference in this?
Okay right now I really want to correct myself but I know everyone is going to dislike this comment anyway
I think he's referencing the scene in the fifth movie where Harry spits his pumpkin juice out when he tries to smile at Cho over breakfast. Or at least, that's the only scene I can think of off the top of my head where this FML could be related.
Could also be the scene where Ron starts spitting up slugs...I don't remember any girls being involved though.
No, this probably refers to the scene from book 7 when the trio was caught by snatchers, and, to protect Harry, Hermione hexed him and disfigured his face. I was thinking about that too...
Be happy that she didnt make anyone ready to beat you up!!
Is this supposed to be a reference to the FML with the girl who gets some one on the bus to beat the OP up for "taking pictures" of her? That's the only thing I can think of that would make you say this ...
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You were chewing gum with numb lips? Really?? You should do what I do after getting lidocaine injected in my mouth - Mumble incoherently and drool like an idiot.
Well at least you'll never see her again..