Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
This is your chance to toy with her. Let her know that you were in exactly her position. Tell her her time is coming up too. Keep asking her if she knows where her fiancé is, and grin evilly. Be creative! Have fun with this rare situation!
sweetpea129 0
poor thing!
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Comments (83)
blu7 0
agreed with #9, you're above it. =]
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
wow fyl for real indeed
Horney4her69 0
just get her thinking.. "I saw you 2 at xxxx restaurant the other day, I'd have said hi, but you 2 were going at it pretty good . ".
Starfire22 5
Irony sucks!
mshafty 0
I love all these people who say she should **** with the girl's dress. She just started working and thats the type of crap that will instantly get you fired. Just work through it and in the end when you hand the bitch her dress, call her a "cheating ****!" with a smile on your face.
blastvortex 4
Well, you could talk to your superior(s) about it. They just might have a heart and let somebody else take care of it. Of course, you could just let yourself be consoled by the observation that if he cheated once, there's every possibility that he might cheat again. Their relationship isn't exactly etched in stone, you know.
mshafty 0
I love all these people who say she should **** with the girl's dress. She just started working and thats the type of crap that will instantly get you fired. Just work through it and in the end when you hand the bitch her dress, call her a "cheating ****!" with a smile on your face.
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
DynamicDave 11
Haha i love your picture!
rosiegrewup 0
Encourage her to buy the least flattering dress you have. You're still encouraging her to purchase your product and not selling her anything defective.