Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
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null_fml 11
This is your chance to toy with her. Let her know that you were in exactly her position. Tell her her time is coming up too. Keep asking her if she knows where her fiancé is, and grin evilly. Be creative! Have fun with this rare situation!
sweetpea129 0
poor thing!
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mustlovemarvin 0
Okay if you have no choice but to consult this person mabye you can be as blatantly outwardly professional as you can (that way you can't get in trouble when your boss is looking). While at the same time try to stealthily get her into a wedding dress that is both expensive and makes her body look bad. Secret revenges are sometimes the best kind;)
Americunt 0
IT'S A SMALL WORLD TAKE IT EASY SAFE TO SAY I HAVE NEVER BEAT SLOW RIDE ON GUITAR HERO.
xmagster 0
That really sucks, but it's your job. Do it super well, and make her feel really bad for what she did to you. I hate sounding like your mom saying "kill them with kindness," but it so works. lol you could also bring her really fattening refreshments... assuming your boutique serves them anyway....
idkweird 0
it really does work!
tyty123_fml 0
r yew a guy or girl either way that girl nd yewr ex-fiancé is gay or bi
FYLD0UCHE_fml 0
Hook up with her. Just do it.
idkweird 0
#46...that made absolutely no sense. The op is female, as is the girl her ex-fiance left her for. How does that make anyone gay or bi?
mtc4ever 0
that's when you sell her the worst dress. something super unflattering but you tell her it looks great on her.
davidhasmorefun 0
this is a repost
Darkhumor 0
"White? Are you sure you want the white?" "...can you wear the white?" (slowly exhales) "Not quite sure that colour hides your baby bump...oh, you're not pregnant? Here, try the teal..."
ChaplainNinja 0
Sabotage?
510lobita510 0
ouch!!!!!!!
loveconverse 0
that really sucks make sure she has a ugly dress