Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
This is your chance to toy with her. Let her know that you were in exactly her position. Tell her her time is coming up too. Keep asking her if she knows where her fiancé is, and grin evilly. Be creative! Have fun with this rare situation!
sweetpea129 0
poor thing!
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Comments (83)
juicypu55y 0
Sounds like it was a plan
stevenmx86 8
Oh well, it's called growing up and doing your job...
writergirl23 19
Give her one that looks awful and day she looks like an angel in it
TrueTaker 8
Give her a god-awful dress and assure her that she does indeed look lovely in it >:)
skittyskatbrat 19
You are looking at this the wrong way. He's a cheater. She has no respect for relationships. Within the year, one or both of them will be screwing someone else. She has a short "happy" future and then has to deal with divorce court and all that other crap unless (wildly unlikely) they both suddenly develop morals. They're more likely to both develop STDs. This is the day you celebrate the fact that two complete jerks are getting stuck with each other, and YOU didn't end up accidentally marrying one!!!!
doglover100 29
Put her in an unflattering ugly dress and convince her to buy it.
alr158 18
The only way to "win" is to smile & be super professional & helpful & let her know - through action not words - that losing him was the best thing to happen to you.
fantasyworld 39
The best way to get back at her is to smile and act like you've moved on.